All animals are equal, but some animals are more easily stencilled than others. Penguins are creation’s gift to the stencil maker – along with zebras, rats, and tasmanian devils. Penguins are also herostratically infamous for their unhealthy way of life, eating junk food and heavy drinking. Worst of all is their inclination for smoking. Now the number of smokers have reached such heights that their total emissions of smoke is threatening their existence. Cigarette smoke has a devastating effect on their ecosystem, reducing their sight, making the ice disappear and sea level rise so high it is nearly impossible for them to find dry land to rest on. Being notorious for ignoring these rather obvious negative effects caused by their lifestyle – someone should please tell them that if the sea level rise any further they will have no dry land to rest and enjoy a fag on.
All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.